Saturday, April 25, 2020

Cannibal Holocaust (Ruggero Deodato, 1980)

Whoo boy. Well, I finally watched Cannibal Holocaust. Will I watch it again? Probably the hell not. Did I enjoy it? Not especially. Were actual animals killed in it? Yep. Is it extremely rape-y? Yes. Is it weakly presented as social commentary, thereby justifying the carnage? Yeah. Is it the second highest-grossing film in Japan after E.T.? According to imdb.com trivia, yes, but I would like to see some receipts. Does it have a 65% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, nearly twice as high as Elaine May's unfairly trashed near-classic Ishtar? Yes, but some of those "fresh" ratings are people saying things like critic Tim Brayton says in the following quote: "Basically perfect: it achieves its goals in virtually every respect. Deodato made a movie whose purpose is to make me feel awful, and I do." Are film review aggregation sites like Rotten Tomatoes a crowd mentality homogenization of taste that weeds out unique, idiosyncratic voices to present a one-size-fits-all Consumer Reports version of art and entertainment? Yes, I think so. Have I digressed? You better believe it.
First, a handful of positives. Cannibal Holocaust has an enjoyable spaghetti western meets yacht rockin' easy listening meets ominous synthesizer beeping score from the talented Riz Ortolani, the guy you hire if you can't afford Morricone. Some of the filming locations in the Amazon Rainforest in Colombia are visually beautiful. Most of the images pack a real punch. The film has a more unique structure than most cannibalsploitation movies. And, of course, the filmmakers tried to make a disgusting movie and totally succeeded.
I realize when I bash some of these video nasties, I look like a real prude, a moral scold, a wet blanket bringing down your disgusting torture porn party. This is an odd position for a guy who writes a horror movie blog to be in. I love almost all aspects of the horror film genre. I like dread, atmosphere, and suspense, I like shadows and light and deep reds, I like creatures and killers and all kinds of freaky goings-on, I like exploding heads, decapitations, bloodbaths, over-the-top carnage, and cathartic violence, I like dark and uncomfortable and offbeat humor, I like stuff that offends the squares, I like how horror blends perfectly with every other genre, I like the imaginative narrative, formal, and stylistic possibilities of horror, and I like that horror is often a gateway to an overall appreciation of film as an artform. I like arty horror, cult horror, drive-in and exploitation horror, mainstream horror, funny horror, stupid horror, smart horror, disturbing horror, classic horror. Horror was my first favorite genre and one that I keep returning to, week after week, year after year. I just really dislike rape and torture scenes, and only in extremely rare circumstances do I find these scenes to have anything to offer artistically (a notable exception I'm thinking of is Abel Ferrara's Ms. 45). They often just seem like excuses to wallow in this fucked-up world's inexplicable hatred of women and -- (separate but related issue) -- the dark shit that seeps out after years of unhealthy societal repression of healthy sexuality. Rant concluded.  
Cannibal Holocaust begins in New York City. I have no idea how to explain this, so I won't try, but many Italian horror films of the '70s and '80s have scenes that take place in New York, and there is something so instantly, recognizably Italian about New York exteriors shot by Italian film crews. They have a specific feel that I find impossible to describe. If I was the film editing type, I would make a YouTube supercut of New York exteriors in Italian horror films to show you what I mean. Maybe some of you have noticed this? Or am I insane? Anyway, a documentary crew of four young New York filmmakers journeyed to the "Green Inferno," a legendarily dangerous area between Brazil and Peru (actually filmed in Colombia) (I should also point out that this Green Inferno business is pure fiction) ruled by two warring tribes of cannibals, the Yanomamo and the Shamatari, and never returned. The filmmakers (I mean the real filmmakers, not the actors playing the documentary crew) used real names of indigenous Amazon tribes, which was a shitty thing to do. I probably don't need to spell this out, but I will anyway. Neither of these tribes practice cannibalism. The Yanomamo do traditionally consume the ashes of deceased kinsmen, which they mix into a soup made from bananas, but, no, they are not murderous cannibals.
A team of mercenaries is sent into the jungle to find the filmmakers, with no luck, though they do kill several members of yet another tribe and take a few poisonous darts themselves. As they prepare to leave, a new, smaller search party arrives, made up of a pipe-smoking anthropologist from NYU and two South American trackers familiar with the jungle. The prof is played by porn star Robert Kerman, whose credits include Debbie Does Dallas, Hot Wives, Sharon in the Rough, Teenage Pajama Party, Angel Buns, Oh Those Nurses, Twilight Pink II (The Erogenous Zone), Great Sexpectations, The Adventures of Rick Quick Private Dick, and the lazily yet informatively titled Men Who Love Huge Boobs. He also acted in several horror and exploitation movies (including Night of the Creeps) and had small parts in mainstream Hollywood films and TV shows, including The Goodbye Girl, Hill Street Blues, Simon & Simon, Cagney & Lacey, and his final full-length film role, playing a tugboat captain in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man
The professor and the trackers fare much better, befriending the Yanomamos, finding the skeletons of the filmmakers, and trading a tape recorder with the cannibals in exchange for the late filmmakers' canisters full of footage. The second half of the film alternates between the faux-documentary footage in the canisters and a TV network trying to convince the professor to host a televised presentation of the footage, sight unseen. We also find out that the documentary filmmakers are sadistic murderous rapist psychos who pretty much get what they deserve. By the way, what fucking American TV network in 1980 would air unedited documentary footage of cannibalism, rape, and murder without even bothering to watch it first? I don't need plots to make sense and often prefer when they don't, but come on, now. This is so damn goofy.
That footage is pretty disgusting stuff, with lots of rape, torture, murder, and unsimulated animal death (a coatimundi, a pig, a snake, a tarantula, a turtle, and two monkeys are killed onscreen). Most of these animals were then eaten by cast and crew, but it's still bullshit. Director Deodato tried to pin it on the indigenous locals playing the various tribes, saying they demanded these animals be killed and eaten, but the animal deaths were in the screenplay. He has at least expressed remorse for this in later years. I eat meat, so maybe I'm a hypocrite, but I really hated this.
I suspect Cannibal Holocaust is a movie operating in bad faith. The film's structure, in which scenes of grotesque violence are alternated with footage of the professor telling the network how ethically and morally wrong the footage is as the executives slowly come to the same realization, is an easy way for the filmmakers to say they're making a social commentary about media exploitation of violence and the public's insatiable desire for blood and sensationalism. Maybe Deodato really thought he was commenting on society, but maybe he just wanted to make a controversial, disgusting movie and rake in the cash. He really did spend a lot of time crafting this film, and from a purely technical standpoint, he achieved a visceral realness (other than some of the silly plot points and dialogue) that is genuinely unsettling and disturbing. But the commentary is so on-the-nose and obvious (particularly the final line: "I wonder who the real cannibals are") that the whole thing feels insincere. It's your fault, audience member, and your fault, media, the filmmakers say while lingering on lengthy rape scenes, portraying actual indigenous tribes as bloodthirsty cannibals, portraying documentary filmmakers as cynical moral voids, and killing actual animals. If you just want to wallow in the mud, admit it. Don't try to justify it as social commentary. Then again, I did watch the whole thing, so maybe I'm also the asshole here.
 

Saturday, April 11, 2020

La Llorona (The Crying Woman) (Ramón Peón, 1933)

Widely considered the first Mexican horror film (these claims are always hard to prove with so many early films destroyed, deteriorated, or lost, but it's certainly one of the first), La Llorona gives its own spin on the legendary Latin American folk tale of the crying woman, a ghost who steals and drowns children. This particular film replaces drowning with stabbing and neglected wives with scorned mistresses while adding family curses and multiple connected storylines in multiple eras to the mix. It's a fun, creepy, atmospheric, occasionally clunky piece of film history.
Director Ramón Peón was a Cuban filmmaker from Havana, making several silent films in his native country until emigrating to Mexico at the dawn of the 1930s. La Llorona was his first full Mexican production after a Cuban/Mexican co-production, La virgen de la Caridad. For the rest of his long film career, Peón bounced back and forth between Mexico and Cuba, making several films in both countries. He directed his last film in 1963 and retired to Puerto Rico, dying in San Juan in 1971. 
La Llorona bears some of the hallmarks of that awkward silent-to-sound transition, with long gaps in the dialogue, some awkwardly paced scenes that lack focus, and limited movement from the actors, problems that wealthier film industries had moved past a year or two earlier, but there are also moments of great visual impact, rich atmosphere, and a fascinating story. It's also great to see Mexican artists telling their own stories when American films from this period (and long after) used white actors in Mexican roles, relegating Mexican and Mexican-American actors to bit parts and comic relief.
La Llorona begins with a man dropping dead on the street after seeing the ghost of a crying woman. His surgeon debates a young intern about whether it was run-of-the-mill cardiac arrest or ghost fear (the doctor is no superstitious fool), and then, for reasons that seem initially baffling but soon make sense, we have a long scene of a child's fourth birthday party. The birthday boy is the son of the skeptical surgeon, who is pulled aside after the party by his father-in-law for some private curse talk in the library. The boy's grandfather/doctor's father-in-law is extremely worried, because his eldest son and older brother both disappeared on their fourth birthdays and were found dead days later from stab wounds to the chest. The doctor seems remarkably unconcerned, so Gramps regales him with a tale from an ancient book about the la llorona curse affecting their family. Cue lengthy flashback scene about the curse's origin. Meanwhile, a creep in a hood and cloak spies on the men from a secret door in the library, a second historical flashback is shown, the doctor becomes worried, and all kinds of crying ghost, child kidnappings, murders, suicides of scorned women, and occult shenanigans occur. The various strands come together in the film's wild conclusion.
The four crying ghosts in the film have an eerie presence, and those scenes are particularly skillful. Peón also does a good job balancing his complicated narrative. It's easy to forgive the film's clunky moments when there is so much to enjoy. If you are interested in '30s horror and Mexican film history, I recommend La Llorona.  
 

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Buried Alive (Gerard Kikoine, 1989)

My life has been turned upside down since my last post on this site. Like the rest of humanity, I've been dealing with this pandemic, self-isolating except for rare grocery store trips and trying to figure out my day job's hella awkward transition to a work-from-home setup while occasionally checking in on the increasing insanity of the daily news. We have exactly the worst people in charge for a crisis of this magnitude and exactly the worst kind of government. You can imagine the stress I'm feeling when I tell you that the pandemic has been a distant second on my list of personal worries. My wife was dealt a shocking, unexpected major health crisis at the precise moment the pandemic hit the States, and I have been helping her recover from major surgery and prepare for the medical treatments ahead while hoping society manages to stave off collapse and neither of us get exposed to COVID-19 until she's healthy again. Needless to say, if you are a fan or follower or hate-reader of this blog, please bear with me as the posts may be erratic, irregular, or inactive from time to time for the next foreseeable chunk of time.
On a more positive note, my wife and I both find watching movies a great stress reliever in uncertain times, so these posts will continue at their own weird pace as long as her health and mine permit it. In that spirit, let's look at an oddball 1989 horror movie, one of the approximately 15 or 16 horror movies called Buried Alive.
So loosely based on the work of Edgar Allan Poe that it's not really based on Poe at all, Buried Alive was the final film, so far, of French director Gerard Kikoine, who is still alive but hasn't worked in film or television since 1990. Kikoine mostly directed European softcore sex movies, but he ended his film career making a couple of horror movies in the States, Buried Alive and the Anthony Perkins split-personality film Edge of Sanity. Buried Alive stars Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence, former Playboy Playmate Karen Lorre (or Karen Witter as she was known then), former porn star Ginger Lynn, John Carradine in his last film role, and Nia Long in her first. It is a weird, weird movie that bounces between inspiration and idiocy and is almost never boring but is frequently incoherent.
Janet (Lorre/Witter) is a beautiful young teacher hired as a science instructor at the Ravenscroft Institute, a home and boarding school for troubled teenage girls (some of whom look to be between the ages of 25 and 40) run by experimental psychologist Gary Julian (Vaughn) and staffed by former mental patients who Julian has cured, including Dr. Schaeffer (Pleasence). Donald Pleasence gets to ham it up spectacularly, wearing a ridiculous hairpiece while speaking in a mock-Sigmund Freud accent, constantly and compulsively eating snack foods, and laughing inappropriately. The teachers and Julian also live at the institute in swank apartments.
Janet is a big fan of Julian's empathetic methods, but Ravenscroft is a weird place, with a labyrinthine, abandoned basement full of disused rooms from when the place was a more traditional, crueler mental institution run by Julian's father Jacob (Carradine). Julian also relentlessly pursues Janet romantically, the teen girls are completely out of control, Janet hears strange sounds and sees hallucinatory images (often involving ants), and girls keep running away from the school, only to disappear. The audience gets to see what happens to them, and it involves the girls falling down secret tunnels into secret rooms where they are buried alive by a freak in a Nixon mask. Oh yeah, almost forgot. A black cat prowls the premises and seems to be able to kill some of the girls with telepathic cat power.
This is not your typical high school experience, and it only gets weirder as the film progresses. Everyone becomes unglued, students, faculty, and staff alike, and disappearances and deaths pile up. Who is burying these girls alive, and why? Is Jacob still alive? What's up with the black cat? What's up with the ant hallucinations? Amazingly, Nia Long is not killed first even though she's one of the only black women in the cast.
Events build up to a fairly conventional reveal, but the closing scenes ramp the weirdness back up. Kikoine is not the greatest visual stylist, and the film is pretty low budget (set in the U.S., it was filmed in South Africa for tax purposes), but the weirdness and interesting cast kept my interest. I don't have much else to say except don't curl your hair with an egg beater (you'll see why).
I hope everyone stays healthy and safe, except for the creeps in charge, and I hope we all get through this with love, perspective, and community. Everyone deserves health care, food, and shelter, and we all have an impact on each other's lives. Don't let any of these fucking ghouls running our various governments tell you otherwise. Let's all start demanding these things and let's never stop.